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Weapons of Mass Lies

oops, er, .....Math Instruction I mean, ......Mass Destruction

Claimed The total amount of weapons held by Iraq, according to the administration, is described on a WhiteHouse.gov webpage entitled 'Disarm Saddam Hussein. According to this page, Iraq possessed 26,000 liters of anthrax, 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, 1,000,000 pounds of sarin, mustard and VX gas, 30,000 munitions to deliver these agents, plus mobile biological weapons labs, uranium from Niger to produce nuclear bombs, along with deep and abiding al Qaeda connections. "Simply stated," said Dick Cheney on August 26 2002, "there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." ....."We know for a fact that there are weapons there," said Ari Fleischer on January 9 2003. .. "There is no doubt," said General Tommy Franks on March 22 2003, "that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction." ..."We know where they are," said Don Rumsfeld on March 30 2003, later denying to the press that he ever said such a thing. "They are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad." ...."We have sources that tell us," said George W. Bush on February 8 2003, "that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons." ...."Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt," continued Bush on March 17 2003, "that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." (from Donkeys of Mass Destruction, by William Rivers Pitt - Managing Editor of truthout.org.

after $166 billion American Tax Dollars spent on Iraq Weapons Found Donkeys of Mass Destruction By William Rivers Pitt t r u t h o u t | Perspective, Monday 24 November 2003 Halliburton had fashioned huge siege walls to protect the Palestine Hotel, an interesting fact in and of itself. One is forced to wonder exactly how a company whose purpose is to pull oil out of the ground came to be so adept at preparing military-style defenses. More interesting, though, is the fact that those defenses were defeated by donkeys. Not anthrax, not botulinum toxin, not VX gas, not with any of the 30,000 munitions Bush claims Iraq possessed, not with a nuclear bomb fashioned with material from Niger, and not with the help of Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda. Halliburton was attacked by pack mules. Americans continue to die, the cost of this invasion continues to skyrocket, and all of the dire threats we were told of do not, in any way, exist. In short, the donkeys are kicking our ass.

Weapons Found Weapons of Mass Hysteria By Paul Edwards t r u t h o u t | Perspective Tuesday 25 November 2003 .................."to stampede us into an act of barbarism that has betrayed our finest ideals, our highest ethical standards, our national honor, and our whole history?"..............."God help us as a country if we allow this cancer of mendacity to continue to consume us. " http://truthout.org/docs_03/112503E.shtml

Weapons Found Yes ... "I know where weapons of mass destruction are... Joblessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction. Homelessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Poor health care is a weapon of mass destruction. And when the government lies to the American people, Mr. Bush, that is a weapon of mass destruction!!" -- Dennis Kucinich, May 2003 Candidate for Democratic Presidential Nomination Ohio Congressperson