Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Safety and Security
World growing hungrier, says UN

More News On: Shocking Braindead Civilization Discovered. LISTEN! You can hear the noise it makes! ....flag freaking to ...freedom freedom, hooray... let's play ball.... what energy crisis?... what pollution?... global warming a preposterous joke sez one from the honorable house of Senate...as the baby lord jesus cries for more nuclear bunker busters, and his father, beaming with pride, tells Adam and Steve to go forth and multiply Pollution Linked To Heart Disease DALLAS, Dec. 16, 2003 AP) Air pollution in U.S. cities causes twice as many deaths from heart disease as it does from lung cancer and other respiratory ailments, a surprising new study suggests. It expands on a study by Pope and others published in the March 2002 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association.

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Alien SETI Program: The Case for Non-Intelligence

PLAY THE BUTTONS TO 'GRAND FINALE'

GOT'S TO GETS ALL MINE TO HELL WITH INTELLIGENCE SCIENCE PROGRESS FREEDOM

EVIDENCE OF NON-INTELLIGENCE

 

Clean Energy Priorities were called Tunnel Vision

100% proof, species incapable of intelligent, i.e., scientific thought - incapable of perceiving new energy breakthroughs solving 99% of every other political AND survival platform issues

 

not denial of other issues - just slightly more emphasis on life threatening issues - was incomprehensible .....imagine, the color of ones shoelace as important as bread to a starving individual - now that's equality!

 

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
A little sci fi humor prediction:
INFINITE JUSTICE "THE FORCE" WILL EMERGE
as evolution meets and joins with Creation

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies

Did You Hear! Experts warn oil production to Peak within fifteen years. Most international oil industry analysts say the oil gusher will turn into a trickle, oil demand will exceed supply, 11/24/03. Response: Woman Trampled In Wal-Mart Rush, ORANGE CITY, Fla., Nov. 29, 2003 CBS News A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves at a discount department store. “She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants,”......

Did You Hear! Billions May Suffer Severe Water Shortages as Global Warming Melts Glaciers: Billions of people will face severe water shortages as glaciers around the world melt unless governments take urgent action to tackle global warming, the environmental group World Wildlife Fund (WWF) said, ahead of a UN conference on climate change. - MILAN -- Published on Friday, November 28, 2003 by the Agence France Presse Response: In small towns and big cities alike, football is something like a religion. It's preached in your household, in the playgrounds, in the stores, in the corporate cubicles and boardrooms from the time you know what's going on." "It's ingrained in America's kids and adults, male and female.... Nearly two dozen children were arrested for "mob action" Thursday in an attack on students at a neighboring school that left 18 children cut and bruised, authorities said. MOM TRADING BABY FOR Chow Chow WITH 5 MINUITES OF NEWS AND 25 MINUITES OF COMMERCIALS EVERY HALF HOUR, WE ARE FILLED WITH INFORMATION AND INTELLIGENCE.

Did You Hear! "Energy profoundly impacts the environment, the economy, and foreign policy".......Energy Giveaway: Senate pulled the plug on the energy bill - obvious the only entity being made secure was Big Oil. Russia, China, combining to outflank US in Central Asia Worried about American intentions, Moscow woos former Soviet republics and restores military bases on their territories. Things seem to be unraveling rather badly these days: Iraq and Saddam Hussein’s elusive weapons of mass destruction, Arab-Israeli peace efforts, North Korea’s nuclear posturing, the economy, credibility and authority of the U.S. administration itself....... And far away Central Asia, an energy-rich region once ruled by the Soviet Union where the Americans are now extending their imperial footprint, is starting to emerge as Russia starts to flex its muscles there once again. Back to Doomsday clock: The Nuclear Arms Race is re-ignited. Published on Sunday, November 30, 2003 by the Observer/UK by Paul Harris in New York U.S. Plans New Nuclear Weapons 'Bunker-buster' bombs set to end 10-year research ban The United States is embarking on a multimillion-dollar expansion of its nuclear arsenal, prompting fears it may lead the world into a new arms race. Response: The Empty Heartland Across the rural Great Plains, towns are running out of people — and hope. Among teenagers, there is now a higher level of illicit drug use in rural areas than in cities or suburbs, recent surveys indicate. The middle class is dwindling, leaving pockets of hard poverty amid large agribusinesses supported by taxpayers.................................. Polls show a quiet crisis in confidence, the one thing that had seemed a part of rural American DNA. More than ever, people feel powerless to control their lives and pessimistic about the future, according to the annual University of Nebraska poll of rural attitudes..................... Government attention has only consolidated the trends, people in the small towns of the plains say, by subsidizing mega-farms that rarely create local jobs or contribute to merchants in the region. Arguments about the miracle of the American breadbasket — harnessing market efficiency and technology to produce cheap food in stunning abundance — may resound globally, but they ring hollow locally. The rueful view here is that subsidies, however sensible in the macroeconomic sense, are gutting the plains ever more. The Hungry Cities: There’s a new kind of homelessness in the in U.S. cities, and a new kind of hunger, and a new kind of need and humiliation. America is a country that now sits atop the precarious latticework of myth. It is the myth that work provides rewards, that working people can support their families. It’s a myth that has become so divorced from reality that it might as well begin with the words “Once upon a time.” In New York City alone, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, 1.6 million New Yorkers, or the equivalent of the population of Philadelphia, suffer from “food insecurity,” which is a fancy way of saying they don’t have enough to eat.

A
RETURN TO SANITY

Jackpot

For
Clueless -
click

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Get Ready, Get Set, SHOP!

Get those Piggies to Market "....roll em, roll em, roll em, pighide!" Get Ready - Get Set - Shop! Shoppers obeyed and complied: ABC News 11/28/03 ..."shoppers lost their shoes in the rush, others running at full speed with their carts to stake a claim..." Rollin' rollin' rollin' Though the streets are packed swollen Keep them piggies rollin....Get em up, move em out, round em up, in the malls, have em shop till they drop! Get those underpaid, overworked, under-insured, vacation deprived, tax burdened consumer robots to buy, buy, buy. ... con, lie, cheat, one_up_man_ship, price gouge, what ever it takes, to WIN! CBS News 11/28/03 - U.S. Hunger Stats Up: Many Hungry On Thanksgiving Day The government now says 35 million Americans don't know where their next meal is going to come from, and that number includes 13 million children. In fact, far more people seem to be suffering. In Kannappolis, N.C., where thousands were laid off from a local textile plant, a day-long food giveaway gave away nearly 1000 bags of groceries in just two hours. And in Atlanda, 20,000 of the hungry and homeless were fed at Turner Field

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
HOW DEEP THE GREAT ECONOMIC DIVIDE?
deeper than the deepest ocean
higher than the highest mountain
wider than the sky......................

>

How wide? The income distribution of the United States http://www.lcurve.org/ Income Distribution The L-Curve By David Chandler - The income distribution of the United States Partial Graph of the U.S. Income Distribution. The graph represents the population of the United States lined up, left to right, according to income. The height of the graph at any point is the height of a stack of $100 bills equaling that person's income.

 

Partial graph of the U.S. Income Distribution. This is a continuation of the previous graph. On the scale of this picture each pixel (dot) represents 250 meters (273 yards), so the football field is invisible. The height of the vertical spike varies from year to year. The height shown represents the increase in Bill Gates' net worth in his best year ($50 billion) How Corrupt?

 

 

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
WMD's - Wind, Mountains, Deserts.......no?

 

was the longest running, most-watched detective mystery series in American television history.... (above) A Trivia Tidbit - Now back to Media Funnies (below)

Weapons of Mass Lies

oops, er, .....Math Instruction I mean, ......Mass Destruction

Claimed The total amount of weapons held by Iraq, according to the administration, is described on a WhiteHouse.gov webpage entitled 'Disarm Saddam Hussein. According to this page, Iraq possessed 26,000 liters of anthrax, 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, 1,000,000 pounds of sarin, mustard and VX gas, 30,000 munitions to deliver these agents, plus mobile biological weapons labs, uranium from Niger to produce nuclear bombs, along with deep and abiding al Qaeda connections. "Simply stated," said Dick Cheney on August 26 2002, "there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." ....."We know for a fact that there are weapons there," said Ari Fleischer on January 9 2003. .. "There is no doubt," said General Tommy Franks on March 22 2003, "that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction." ..."We know where they are," said Don Rumsfeld on March 30 2003, later denying to the press that he ever said such a thing. "They are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad." ...."We have sources that tell us," said George W. Bush on February 8 2003, "that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons." ...."Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt," continued Bush on March 17 2003, "that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." (from Donkeys of Mass Destruction, by William Rivers Pitt - Managing Editor of truthout.org.

after $166 billion American Tax Dollars spent on Iraq Weapons Found Donkeys of Mass Destruction By William Rivers Pitt t r u t h o u t | Perspective, Monday 24 November 2003 Halliburton had fashioned huge siege walls to protect the Palestine Hotel, an interesting fact in and of itself. One is forced to wonder exactly how a company whose purpose is to pull oil out of the ground came to be so adept at preparing military-style defenses. More interesting, though, is the fact that those defenses were defeated by donkeys. Not anthrax, not botulinum toxin, not VX gas, not with any of the 30,000 munitions Bush claims Iraq possessed, not with a nuclear bomb fashioned with material from Niger, and not with the help of Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda. Halliburton was attacked by pack mules. Americans continue to die, the cost of this invasion continues to skyrocket, and all of the dire threats we were told of do not, in any way, exist. In short, the donkeys are kicking our ass.

Weapons Found Weapons of Mass Hysteria By Paul Edwards t r u t h o u t | Perspective Tuesday 25 November 2003 .................."to stampede us into an act of barbarism that has betrayed our finest ideals, our highest ethical standards, our national honor, and our whole history?"..............."God help us as a country if we allow this cancer of mendacity to continue to consume us. " http://truthout.org/docs_03/112503E.shtml

Weapons Found Yes ... "I know where weapons of mass destruction are... Joblessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction. Homelessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Poor health care is a weapon of mass destruction. And when the government lies to the American people, Mr. Bush, that is a weapon of mass destruction!!" -- Dennis Kucinich, May 2003 Candidate for Democratic Presidential Nomination Ohio Congressperson

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Freedom is Beautiful

Freedom is Beautiful! WE CAN SAY ANYTHING WE PLEASE as governments and corporations COMPLETELY ignore the voice of the people, world opinion........ Doing as They Please ….. while smiling at our loud but ineffective and ignored Freedom to Rant.

 

Divine Right of Capital

 

Onward the capitalist machine marches, as it grinds down the vast majority of citizens, plunders our environment, ignores treaty obligations and ignores the problems of the inner cities . Inside the country, economic and social bad news multiply with a joint relentlessness, The public education system is in crisis and health insurance for 50 million Americans simply does not exist. The unemployment rates in the US mount inexorably, as more jobs are lost every day. Capitalism as an Imperialist 'tool' Neoimperialism: Skimming the Cream Chapter 1 of Against Empire http://www.michaelparenti.org/AgainstEmpire.html by Michael Parenti. Michael Parenti received his Ph.D. in political science from Yale University in 1962 By William Rivers Pitt > t r u t h o u t | Perspective > Friday 21 February 2003 OF GODS AND MORTALS AND EMPIRE: No mere citizen could do what these men in one moment can do with the crooking of a little finger. With a word, they can erase cities, deprive an entire populace of water and light, unleash disease and famine, annihilate the economies of dozens of nations, and imprison forever anyone who dares dissent. These men bleed, they sicken, they die, but in their time of life they can punch holes in the sky large enough to make Zeus wince with envy. Like the millions who marched, the gathering of such fearful powers into the hands of so few is also without precedent in all of human history.

 

Human servants, kneel and subjugate
yourselves to the New Lords

Non-Living Corporate Entities -
beyond Law - of the Universe.

FOR THE CORPORATION, BY THE CORPORATION,
OF THE CORPORATION

ABOVE THE LAW, BOUGHT THE LAW, CREATES THE LAW

I CONCEDE! ALL THESE ARE NOT CONSPIRACIES!

AS ALL THE EXPERTS SCREAM, THESE ARE MARKET FUNDAMENTALS

 

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies





Man, how wide is that gulf between serfs and lords, haves and have nots.

Economy Grew Even Faster Than First Thought in 3rd Quarter
NYT 11/25/03 By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS  9:20 AM ET The economy roared ahead at an 8.2 percent annual rate, revised data show, raising hope that a long spell of lackluster business activity is over.

World growing hungrier, says UN
BBC 11/25/03 The United Nations food agency has warned that world hunger is rising again, despite international efforts to reduce poverty.   The number of undernourished people is climbing by 5 million a year, it says. The agency warns that the UN goal of halving world hunger by 2015 is looking increasingly remote. The FAO report, entitled "The State of Food Insecurity in the World 2003", calls the latest figures a "setback in the war against hunger". It says that according to the most recent available figures from 1999 to 2001, there are 842 million chronically hungry people in the world.

What ten can do, One can do!











No One Else Will Be Able To Afford To Eat

Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Conspiracy Theories

Read All About It.............Read All About It CONSPIRACY THEORIES or Market Fundamentals