Media Blog – Morons and Funnies
Get Ready, Get Set, SHOP!

Get those Piggies to Market "....roll em, roll em, roll em, pighide!" Get Ready - Get Set - Shop! Shoppers obeyed and complied: ABC News 11/28/03 ..."shoppers lost their shoes in the rush, others running at full speed with their carts to stake a claim..." Rollin' rollin' rollin' Though the streets are packed swollen Keep them piggies rollin....Get em up, move em out, round em up, in the malls, have em shop till they drop! Get those underpaid, overworked, under-insured, vacation deprived, tax burdened consumer robots to buy, buy, buy. ... con, lie, cheat, one_up_man_ship, price gouge, what ever it takes, to WIN! CBS News 11/28/03 - U.S. Hunger Stats Up: Many Hungry On Thanksgiving Day The government now says 35 million Americans don't know where their next meal is going to come from, and that number includes 13 million children. In fact, far more people seem to be suffering. In Kannappolis, N.C., where thousands were laid off from a local textile plant, a day-long food giveaway gave away nearly 1000 bags of groceries in just two hours. And in Atlanda, 20,000 of the hungry and homeless were fed at Turner Field